Jordan decided she had reached that
important age in a girl's life
where she wanted to learn how
to curl her own hair.
These are big things, you know.
So after telling her at least 100 times
to BE CAREFUL,
and after we had turned the iron down to its
and after she had donned her winter gloves
she decided she was ready.
And off she went.
They just kinda got in the way.)